Monday, March 1, 2010

Blondie's year in review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!


March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....(box said "2-4 years!")


April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!


May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!




June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.




July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!



August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.


September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???


October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.



November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!



December - Couldn't call 911...."duh"........ There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!




What a year!!

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