Thursday, February 4, 2010

Welcome to England



An Englishman went next door to welcome his new Indian
neighbor.

He was shocked to see the man from India in his backyard
chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom", he
thought to himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man.
When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man
urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom" , he
thought to himself.

Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went
on to do his own stuff.

The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the
Indian man.

At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed
against the cow's big fat butt. He became really angry and
went up to the Indian man.
"I'm sorry Sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand
your crazy Indian customs", he yelled in the Indian man's face.

The Indian man looked confused and answered. "Sorry Sir, I
think you have mistaken. These are actually English customs.
I was told, to be English, I have to chase chicks, get piss drunk
and listen to bullshit ..... ".


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