Thursday, February 4, 2010
My friends, Peter and Jane were thinking of buying insurance for their unborn baby. So they decided to shop around and asked Aviva and the agent said, "don't worry, we'll provide insurance right FROM THE BASKET TO THE CASKET".
The couple were impressed but thought that they should probably seek another opinion. They then approached Legal & General and the agent replied, "Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your unborn child FROM THE WOMB RIGHT UP TO THE TOMB".
The couple were stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen were prone to bullshit and decided to see the agent from Virgin Life Cover. They told the Virgin agent what Aviva and Legal & General had to offer. The Virgin agent thought for a while and then said, "Tell you something, we have one that is even better than Aviva and Legal & General.
We'll insure your child for only 17 pence a day FROM ERECTION TO RESURRECTION".